National Pie Day: A Slice of History and Astrology

Introduction to National Pie Day

National Pie Day, celebrated on January 23, is a lighthearted tribute to one of the world’s most beloved desserts—and let’s be clear, it’s not to be confused with Pi Day, which is all about math and not nearly as delicious. To mark this sweet occasion, we’re diving into the fascinating history of pie and pairing each zodiac sign with its perfect pie match. Why? Well, as Nick Harkaway so eloquently puts it in The Gone-Away World, “Pie is . . . ephemeral. From the moment it emerges from the oven, it begins a steep decline: from too hot to edible to cold to stale to moldy.” Life, much like pie, is fleeting and best enjoyed in the moment.

A Brief History of Pie

Pie has been a culinary staple for thousands of years, with its origins tracing back to ancient Egypt. The Egyptians baked honey-infused pastries, even leaving behind recipes on tablets and tomb walls for posterity. The Greeks later adopted the concept, serving their pies in open pastry shells,reminiscent of a Mazda Miata convertible—light, airy, and full of flair. The Romans, however, were the true innovators, creating pies with both top and bottom crusts. Interestingly, the top crust wasn’t meant to be eaten—it was purely for presentation, a testament to their flair for drama.

As civilizations rose and fell, pie spread across the globe, evolving into countless varieties: from the savory chicken pot pie to the zesty lemon meringue. Each pie tells a story, shaped by the ingredients and traditions of its time. And now, in honor of National Pie Day, we’re giving zodiac signs their own pie counterparts because, well, why not?

Zodiac Signs as Pie Slices

The zodiac is all about capturing the essence of who we are, and what better way to do that than through pie? Let’s dive into the astrological pie chart and see which slice you are.

ARIES (March 21 – April 19): Coconut cream pie. Fast-paced and impulsive, Aries loves to live life on a whim. The coconut cream pie fits perfectly—it was born out of a debt settlement in the 19th century, proving that even the most unexpected situations can lead to something sweet.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20): Pecan pie. Taurus enjoys indulgence without the hassle, and the pecan pie delivers. With its minimal ingredients and quick bake time, it’s the ultimate comfort food for this laid-back sign.

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20): Rhubarb pie. Geminis are known for their unpredictability, and rhubarb pie’s mix of sweet and tart flavors mirrors their dynamic nature. It’s a pie that keeps you on your toes—just like a Gemini.

Leo (July 23 – August 22): Lemon meringue pie. Leo loves to make a statement, and the lemon meringue pie does just that. Its golden, fluffy meringue topping is as eye-catching as Leo’s signature mane, and its bright citrus flavor is as bold as their personality.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Cherry pie. The cherry pie was first made for Queen Elizabeth I, and its rich, bold flavor matches Virgo’s practical yet indulgent side. Plus, it’s the perfect excuse to think about Warrant’s “Cherry Pie.”

More Zodiac Pie Pairings

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22): Peanut butter pie. Libras are all about balance and partnerships, and the peanut butter pie’s mix of salty, sweet, and creamy flavors is nothing short of poetic. As Allyson Reedy describes it, it’s a “state of mind” that brings people together.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Blueberry pie. Scorpios have a reputation for holding grudges, and there’s no better way to channel that energy than with a classic blueberry pie. It’s timeless, intense, and unforgettable—just like Scorpio.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Shepherd’s pie. Sagittarians are optimists at heart, always turning leftovers into something new and exciting. The shepherd’s pie, with its mishmash of ingredients and comforting warmth, is the ultimate Sagittarius dish.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Meat pie. Capricorns are all about efficiency and practicality. The meat pie, specifically the Cornish pasty, was designed for workers who needed a meal that could be eaten on the go. No frills, no waste—just like Capricorn.

The Final Slice

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Key Lime pie. Aquarians love to break the rules, and the Key Lime pie is no exception. Born out of scarcity in the Florida Keys, it’s a testament to innovation and rebellion. Its zesty, tart flavor is as unique as Aquarius itself.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Boston cream pie. Pisces is all about duality—dreamy yet grounded, hopeful yet chaotic. The Boston cream pie, with its layers of cake, cream, and chocolate, captures that contradictory energy perfectly. It’s a pie that defies categorization, just like Pisces.

Conclusion: A Pie for Every Sign

Astrology and pie may seem like an unlikely pairing, but they share a common thread—both are all about enjoyment in the moment. Whether you’re a fiery Aries or a laid-back Taurus, there’s a pie out there for you. And if you want to dive deeper into the world of food astrology, check out more of The Post’s coverage or book a reading with astrologer Reda Wigle, whose insights blend history, pop culture, and a touch of irreverence. So go ahead, grab a slice, and let the stars—and the flavors—guide you.